Here is my Art ‘Book’, entitled “‘Freedom of Speech’ by Extremists”
Paul Chappel
Paul Chappel’s Art “Book” – “‘Freedom of Speech’ by Extremists”
//Category: Main Page
//50 Imaginary Book Titles
//- How To Read, An Idiots Guide.
- Does Everyone See The Same Colour?
- How To Use A Projector, Does Anyone Know?
- Don’t Open This Book.
- Total Anarchy, Library Failure.
- Literally Literature Disaster, What Happens When The System Fails.
- What Do Sharks Eat?
- Sharks Are Pretty Cool
- Why Do Sharks Eat People?
- Sharks: Natural Killers
- Sharks: How To Train One
- Sharks: Don’t Try To Train One
- What Happens When You Don’t Listen To Good Advice?
- 20 Minute Naps Will Ruin Your Life
- 5 Minutes Is A Long Time
- How To Be A Successful Girl
- Cats And Their Nine Lives
- What Do House Cats Really Do?
- Where Did Monkeys Come From?
- Bengal Tiger Cats
- Kittens, They Grow Up So Fast
- Wine, How To Drink It
- Wine, How Not To Drink It
- How To Look Posh While Drinking Special Brew
- Always Say ‘Yes’ To The Pub
- Raindance Maggie And How She Came To Be In A Red Hot Chilli Peppers Song
- Want A Baby, Annie?
- Is Annie Okay?
- Arabella And Her Silver Swimsuit
- Laura: Why She Can’t Give You Some Time.
- Freeda: Why She Can’t Spare You A Dime.
- Sally Bray, You Are Missed.
- Polly Wants A Cracker
- I Don’t Know Jane Doe
- Northerners Guide To Lincoln
- Up North Where Tha’s Can Get Aht If Tha’s Dunt Agree Its Gods Own
- You Know You’re Northern When You Won’t Pay More Than £3 For A Pint
- Sheffield, The Greatest City In The World
- Face-Book
- Power Couples: Kim and Kanye
- Power Couples: Beyonce and Jay-Z
- Power Couples: Brad and Angelina
- Kanye West And Why Not East?
- What Is Victorias Secret?
- How To Survive: The Zombie Apocolayspe
- How To Survive: A Long Car Journey
- How To Survive: A Nicki Minaj Song
- How To Survive: The Mobile Banking App
- How To Survive: Social Interation With Idiots
- How To Survive: The Midnight Mission For FoodRebecca Elizabeth Bierton
Library Discussion
//Pro’s.
– Choice in education material.
– Professional system.
– Peace and quiet to work in.
– Feels easier to concentrate within the library.
– Easy access to information.
– Coffee shop.
– Computer space.
– Separate rooms to work alone in.
– Space for group work.
Con’s.
– Controlled enviroment.
– Restrictive system.
– Self service machine anxiety.
– Feeling as though your work isn’t as important as others.
– Too quiet.
– Not enough Drama books for the amount of Drama students.
– People not meeting their due date deadline.
Rebecca Elizabeth Bierton
Renaming the Library
//Here are my suggestions on how the different sections of the Library should be renamed
GROUND FLOOR
• Group Study Area – Facebook & Twitter Zone
• Library Service Desk & Learning Development – HELP! (I need somebody…)
• Reservation, Dissertation & DVDs – I give up on life, area
• Staff Only – Uncharted Territory… “Here Be Monsters!”
• Stairs – The ones no one knows about
• Lift – You really ought to take the stairs
• Stairs – You wish you’d taken the lift
• Freezone – Blackwell’s… duh!
• Foyer – Welcome to the Heat! … and Costa
• Group Space – Procrastination for the world to see
FIRST FLOOR
• UL101 to 111 – Rooms to sleep in
• UL 109 – Room of requirement
• Macs – The Cool Kidz Gang Hideout
• Specialist PCS – Computers for average people
• Book Collections – I’m sure its around here somewhere
• Group Rooms – Yeah… no work gets done here
SECOND FLOOR
• Computers – Place where people with laptops steal computers spaces and be generally irritating!
• Group Rooms – AH!!! I’m floating!
• Book Collections – Here’s my book, at last… wait… that’s not my book
• The Worth Room – I’m flying Jack!
THIRD FLOOR
• Journals – Dusty…
• Oversized Books – Really, REALLY, BIG BOOKS!
• Study Carrels – Quiet, I’m having a break down!
• Group Rooms – Shhhhhhh…
• Law Library – Library-ception
• Law journals & reports – Oh, so you think your better than me huh?!
• Local History & Historical Studies – Lincoln & the Swan
• Computers – Loud workers will be shot on site
Paul Chappel
Wrapping The Reichstag
//Viewing Christo and Jeanne-Claude’s wrapping of the Reichstag made me think about the relationship between the physical structure of a building and its intended purpose/its reputation. The Reichstag is no longer solely memorable for being the centre of government, but also for being the site of a world famous artistic project. It reminds me of the relationship between the library’s original and renovated physical structure, and its history as both a warehouse and a university library.
Josh Curran