50 Imaginary Book Titles (Well, 38)

From today’s seminar, here are my 38 that I did, enjoy:

  1. Hitler’s Underpants
  2. The Biggest Book in the World
  3. A Million and One Ways to Utilise a Carrot
  4. What If Peter Parker was Batman?
  5. Never Mind The Yellow Brick Road, Where Does The Red Brick Road Go?
  6. 99 Pieces of Chewing Gum
  7. What’s The Difference?
  8. Maybe We Are All Robots
  9. You Should Have A Volume Switch
  10. QWERTYUIOP
  11. What If Heaven was Hell?
  12. Shakespeare: A How To Guide
  13. Why?
  14. Explore the Core of the Moon
  15. Plants Have Feelings Too!
  16. How To Read a Book
  17. The Most Creative Title Ever
  18. If You Want To Know What The Colour Pink Smells Like, Go To Victoria’s Secret
  19. You’re Middle-aged
  20. Religion Is Full Of Sh*t
  21. Who Invented the Hole?
  22. What If I’m Brain Washing You Right Now?
  23. Words & Letters
  24. Mirrors Are Actually Portals
  25. How To Play The Debit/Credit Card
  26. Red Pandas Rule
  27. You Aren’t A Fan of A Band Unless You Know The Bassists Name
  28. I’m Gonna Put Curtains on My Computer
  29. What Does A Swan Actually Look Like?
  30. Windows 8 – Why You Shouldn’t Use It
  31. There’s A Crack In The Wall
  32. Grass Is Actually Black
  33. Ebola
  34. Yorkshire: A Guide To The Country’s Greatest County
  35. Why Is A Computer Mouse Called A Mouse?
  36. I Need The Toilet
  37. Gloria Schnitzleberger
  38. Have A Nice Life

And the categories I came up with, completely random and in no way make sense:

  • Random Books
  • Books with the word ‘the’ in it
  • How many books can you fit in this section?
  • Hitler’s Thoughts and Feelings
  • Stephen Fry
  • Shakespeare’s Secrets
  • Each book down here has its own Wi-Fi hotspot
  • I’m not telling which book from this section is about love
  • Books that have protagonists
  • February

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