Here are my suggestions on how the different sections of the Library should be renamed
GROUND FLOOR
• Group Study Area – Facebook & Twitter Zone
• Library Service Desk & Learning Development – HELP! (I need somebody…)
• Reservation, Dissertation & DVDs – I give up on life, area
• Staff Only – Uncharted Territory… “Here Be Monsters!”
• Stairs – The ones no one knows about
• Lift – You really ought to take the stairs
• Stairs – You wish you’d taken the lift
• Freezone – Blackwell’s… duh!
• Foyer – Welcome to the Heat! … and Costa
• Group Space – Procrastination for the world to see
FIRST FLOOR
• UL101 to 111 – Rooms to sleep in
• UL 109 – Room of requirement
• Macs – The Cool Kidz Gang Hideout
• Specialist PCS – Computers for average people
• Book Collections – I’m sure its around here somewhere
• Group Rooms – Yeah… no work gets done here
SECOND FLOOR
• Computers – Place where people with laptops steal computers spaces and be generally irritating!
• Group Rooms – AH!!! I’m floating!
• Book Collections – Here’s my book, at last… wait… that’s not my book
• The Worth Room – I’m flying Jack!
THIRD FLOOR
• Journals – Dusty…
• Oversized Books – Really, REALLY, BIG BOOKS!
• Study Carrels – Quiet, I’m having a break down!
• Group Rooms – Shhhhhhh…
• Law Library – Library-ception
• Law journals & reports – Oh, so you think your better than me huh?!
• Local History & Historical Studies – Lincoln & the Swan
• Computers – Loud workers will be shot on site
Paul Chappel